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Dr Wrights dump:
Intro post! Hello! Im Dr Wright, new transfer scientist from "out of town". I joined the ESC through the "save an asshole" program, but you can trust me im nice, just come within lavaballoon range :D They/It pronouns. And if you see a cyan chicken roaming i assure you that is no chicken and it is to be kept far away from me. -Dr Wright
If anyone hears a series of festive explosions eminating from my lab, fear not im just designing some more... lethal Christmas crackers -Dr Wright -- Ok, things with the lethal Christmas crackers have progressed nicely, on another note does the ESC have a nuclear testing facility? -Dr Wright
There a loud bang, and Dr Wright comes stumbling out I have concluded i may need a tad less plutonium next time -Dr Wright
Getting woozy Umm, does anyone have remedies for car coolant injected into directly bloodstream? -Dr Wright
Got a hold of the vaccine while i was down in medbay, is it normal to have a sudden insatiable thirst for rocks? Anyway im keeping a diary of my side effects, it would be humorous to recreate this effect, perhaps a long range projectile that causes an urge to eat rocks. Further research required. -Dr Wright
Symptom Diary Entry
I think it was ill advised to take such a heavy vaccination on top of the experimental medication.
-10:38 Vaccination taken
-11:56 Deep hunger for rocks started
-12:27 Hallucinations of godly kittens flying around my room have started
-2:61 Thirst of rocks has stopped (time in my lab is strange)
-4:42 Skin has started shifting colours, its going from my normal cyan to blue to red to like and back to cyan on repeat
-7:46 My shell/armour/torso has gone all pudgy and soft
-9:03 Cat hallucinations stopped
10:12 The colours in my vision have inverted
10:54 Shell/armo/torso has gone back to its firm self
11:32 Headace :(
Skin colour is still shifting and my vision is still inverted but im going to bed now
-Dr Wright
Symptom Diary Entry 2
After a good nights rest all symptoms from the vaccine have disappeared. I had noted yesterday what seemed to be the startings of a tail however, and that has not disappeared, it has infact grown, i now have a big scaly tail. I conducted a DNA test and the results have come back:
20% Bat
10% Human
30% Reptile
10% Rodent
15% Mushroom
9% Plant
5% Corn
1% Slime
Everything is as normal except the Rodent and Reptile. Seemingly this tail is a part of that new reptile part of me. I'll keep track incase the rodent aspect takes some effect. -Dr Wright
Symptom Diary Entry 3
Its been 8 days since the injection. My newly found tail has grown to two meters. I have also observed a small amount of regeneration, enough to grow a finger over the course of a day, nothing bigger sadly.
I had observed my legs strangely this morning. Turns out the rodent aspect is taking effect in the form of digitigrade legs and their accompanying feet. This will propose interesting challenges for me but i predict they will come in handy.
My ears are also becoming strangely similarly to that of a Fennec fox's despite no fox appearing on the DNA test, further research necessary.
-Dr Wright
Contact with aliens has gone poorly, they immediately said what i can only imagine was a lot of swears then dropped the connection, they then proceeded to send me my location, correct to the nanometer, so im a little scared. -Dr Wright
So... something might have happened...... -Dr Wrights
in reply to daycare opening I have some failed experiments that are simply becoming a bore to take care of, would the daycare be interested in taking them in... permanently? - Dr Wright Signs them with a sigh of relief Thank you ever so much, there in lab 429b, will i need to bring them over it grimaces as it says that -Dr Wright Experements, plural unfortunately, there just little mushrooms that i tried to give sentience but i was intoxicated when i did so and they turned out... poorly, there of a species i made myself which also didnt help, but there in jars for easy transportation - Dr Wright
I have decided it is a good idea to spike 50% of hot chocolates in the ESC with a concoction that makes you itch uncontrollably. Good luck! -Dr Wright
in reply to someone saying you duplicate when time passes Huh? Thats news to me, it wont happen again will it? It was pretty gruesome putting the other me down, and i doubt im the original -Dr Wright
Has anyone calculated the ethics lf of using the teleporters here? Wether it is indeed death and rebirth once more. Not that it matters im just curious -Dr Wright
I have managed to synthesize Marmaduke perfectly in a petri dish! This is a stupendous discovery!! -Dr Wright
in reply to someone saying they lost insperation Get a rival, a snarky one if possible, im always down to be rivals if you want, i am way more flamboyant then you after all flicks noexistant hair -Dr Wright
Just released a cloud of banana rain upon tokyo, feeling good! -Dr Wright
If anyone sees a portrait of me... do not under any circumstances make eye contact with the me in the photo -Dr Wright
walking back and forth thinking I wonder if i can produce a sound that makes the brain want to drink tea immediately -Dr Wright
I have recently started developing a robotic shark tail for my dear friend Dr Look! Any suggestions of little easter eggs i could hide in there? Also i am in need of some SYNTHETIC shark skin, please dont go kill any sharks, there cute. -Dr Wright (Ooc: Dr Look unfortunatly hasnt made an introduction yet, soon i hope.... soon/silly/nf @devil-bugsy)
It has been a long time since ive been to the beach, does anyone have a concoction to make the seaweed grow at stupendous rates? -Dr Wright
Can whoever it is that has been whispering in my ear over my shoulder for the past 6 days despite not being there when i look please reveal themselves, ive gotten us tickets to see wicked, i think its about mad scientists committing evil deeds. Should be fun! -Dr Wright
I come baring news.... yes i let the scorpions out again.... no i dont know how it happend but there out so lets focus on that. At least the bright side is more scorpion stew tonight. Hey why are you making that face you said you lvoed my scorpion stew last time.... Well thats just hurtfull. -Dr Wright
Going out to do some errands, anybody want anything? -Dr Wright
I have managed to extract Sun Wukong from the hit show Lego Monkey Kid... this can only mean positive things -Dr Wright
falls down into the party of the chandelier gets up and pats self down cough cough... nice party no? -Dr Wright
Made a fucked up card game where if you lose something bad happens and if you win something good happens, need some volunteers so I can document the good and bad things, contact me -Dr Wright
Fucked up card game research log 1
This logs test subjects are!
Dr Ethan Sarmiento
Dr Vain
Junior Researcher V
Doc Fen Spitzer
Intern gecko
Dr. Corvid
Intern Ko
Dr Atom
Dr. Reyes
I will be going through the results in order of top to bottom!
(Ooc: this is kinda gunna be a vessle for some oc lorebuilding + just good ol ecs fun)
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Dr Ethan Sarmiento (@gh0kiaha) -Winner
-Seemed to have tougher skin the usual, nothing drastic, it lasted for about an hour and reportedly felt great.
Dr Wright (Me) -Loser
-Could only see in black and white, lasted exactly twice as long as Dr Ethan Sarmientos

Dr Vain (@cr0wsvain) -Loser
-Started floating about like a helium balloon.
Dr Wright -Winner
-Started glowing brightly
Junior Researcher V (@verybadatwriting) -Winner
-Suddenly found handfuls of lollypops within pockets
Dr Wright -Loser
-The ghost haunting me seemingly became very angry and was tormeting me, lasted all day so experiments had to go on pause
Doc Fen Spitzer (@thevagabondexpress) -Loser
-Got sick for a week (sorry about that)
Dr Wright -Winner
-My phone turned to gold, which... while good i now need a new phone
That's all for this test log, have a merry day.
-Dr Wright
Fucked up card game research log 2
This logs test subjects are!

Dr Ethan Sarmiento -(Done)
Dr Vain -(Done)
Junior Researcher V -(Done)
Doc Fen Spitzer -(Done)
Intern gecko
Dr. Corvid
Intern Ko
Dr Atom
Dr. Reyes
I will be going through the results in order of top to bottom!
(Ooc: this is kinda gunna be a vessel for some oc lorebuilding + just good ol ecs fun. based on a post i made a while ago about the fucked up card game)
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Intern Gecko (@transrobotgecko) -Winner
-Gained the ability to temporarily see more colours then normal
Dr Wright -Loser
-Regained the insatiable thirst to eat rocks
Dr. Corvid (@dollcorvid) -Winner
-Gained a healing buff, similar to something out of a video game, this raises philosophical questions.
Dr Wright (Me) -Loser
-I gained a VERY bitter, sour, and spicy taste in my mouth, my counterpart handles spice well, not me, despite us sharing a body. It was very unpleasant and i had to ask my assistant for some milk, the milk was tasty.

Intern Ko (@listacole) -Winner
-Gained a pair of dragon like wings for roughly half an hour, had full nerve endings and sensation.
Dr Wright -Loser
-My brother was seemingly teleported to me. This caused a rage fuelled looney tunes chase that was eventually resolved by my security android (not after having a good laugh)

Dr Atom (@corvus-moleculae) -Loser
-Started having hiccups that randomly teleported him around my lab.
Dr Wright -Winner
-My shell got repaired, i am very thankful because it had gotten quite a few scratches from.. the incident with my brother...

Dr. Reyes (@icyraindrop) -Winner
-Grew to twice the size, again lasted for roughly half an hour.
Dr Wright -Loser
-Frying pans kept spawning in the air, whacking me on the head and leaving... nowhere was safe
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Other notes, it seems to take the form of the favourite card game of the participants, choosing randomly i believe.

Thats all for this test log, if you want to participate in another on this marvellous card game
-Dr Wright
The horrors really are quite something huh.... Also is anyone going to do anything about that old cave exploration mech that's sleeping outside? I think the ghost in my head has befriended it.... -Dr Wright
Anyone want some totally normal grapes? - Dr Wright
How bad would it be if i hypothetically created the immortal snail? Just hypothetical... -Dr Wright
Google search how to find cat Google search what to do when lost pet cat Google search come home please -Dr Wright
TUNA CAME BACK!! I mean- Ahem, My security android has been located! Calling off the search, thank you to everyone who helped -Dr Wright
Who wants to see me blow up 17 trucks with a big bomb!! Thanks to Dr Plug (@Rxcontrol) for help constructing it! -Dr Wright
I let the other me in my head to have control over our body for FIVE MINUTES and NOW im in MEDBAY with injuring all over... -Dr Wright